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Mornings on Neptune   
11:19pm 10/04/2007
mood: amused
So today when I was getting ready to go to campus for my exam and Matty was lying on my bed pretending not to be half asleep we had an interesting conversation, and it went a little like this:

J: How come all of my socks have holes in them?
M: I don't know, how come I only like boys?
J: ..........ok
M: I'm good at analogies
J: Like seriously every single sock has a hole in it
M: And every single person I have sex with is a boy.
See. That's like the same thing.

Have fun with this one Del.... come the end of the month he's all yours.
07:49am 07/04/2007
mood: bouncy

Warning: Link contains extreme cuteness
LOL Gotta Love TShirt Hell   
07:59pm 05/04/2007
mood: hungry
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09:51pm 21/02/2007
  Awesome Quote from a new show that I'm watching:

Carlton Lassiter: If I find you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I find at you.
Shawn Spencer: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacreligious to me, don't you think?
This is how it works....   
04:52pm 11/02/2007
mood: cold
This is how it works
It feels a little worse
Than when we drove our hearse
Right through that screaming crowd
While laughing up a storm
Until we were just bone
Until it got so warm
That none of us could sleep
And all the styrofoam
Began to melt away
We tried to find some words
To aid in the decay
But none of them were home
Inside their catacomb
A million ancient bees
Began to sting our knees
While we were on our knees
Praying that disease
Would leave the ones we love
And never come again

On the radio
We heard November Rain
That solo's really long
But it's a pretty song
We listened to it twice
'Cause the DJ was asleep

This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath

No, this is how it works
You peer inside yourself
You take the things you like
And try to love the things you took
And then you take that love you made
And stick it into some
Someone else's heart
Pumping someone else's blood
And walking arm in arm
You hope it don't get harmed
But even if it does
You'll just do it all again

And on the radio
You hear November Rain
That solo's awful long
But it's a good refrain
You listen to it twice
'Cause the DJ is asleep
On the radio
(oh oh oh)
On the radio
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio
Brothers and sisters   
01:08pm 01/02/2007
  Greatest quote of the day!

"You know what a screwdriver looks like?"
"It's Orange and comes in a glass filled with ice"
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Can you tell me how to get....?   
07:57pm 08/01/2007
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I don't have time for you daddy I have a dragon to meet over by the couch!   
05:17am 06/01/2007
My new Favorite Commedian   
06:58am 02/01/2007
mood: amused

"Christmas has always been commercial!"

"You could be in Galway in a pub made out of Christmas Trees and Petrol....."
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Fun times on the internet at 5am   
04:57am 02/01/2007
mood: awake

We can't stop here. This is scarletlady country.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:
06:31am 31/12/2006
mood: awake
In 2007, scarletlady resolves to...
Admit my true feelings to loveprofuser.
Become a better music.
Be nicer to greene0ne.
Find a new tarot.
Give up petite_cheries.
Buy new metal_tiaras.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, scarletlady sent to me...
Twelve janyes drumming
Eleven silverheads piping
Ten metal_tiaras a-leaping
Nine mocrashs dancing
Eight zanglahs a-reading
Seven mochachinosluts a-writing
Six miqhaels a-singing
Five syste-e-e-emofadowners
Four jdboys
Three petite_cheries
Two shay1985s
...and a tarot in an astrology.
Get your own Twelve Days:

Not even sure what that means. but it's 4:30 am, I'll follow up later with actual thoughts on the subject.
And we're all shocked, right?   
12:28am 02/12/2006

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01:00pm 01/12/2006
  I just came across this video on the internet, and had to share it.

"Australian filmmaker John Safran is so fed up with mormons ringing his doorbell early in the morning that he flies to Salt Lake City Utah and tries to convert Mormons to atheism. Needless to say, the locals were not pleased."


Check it out, I think you will all enjoy.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles   
02:54am 13/11/2006
  So. They are making a new Ninja Turtles Movie.

It's fucking Computer Animation.

Now I'm not the bigest Ninja Turtles fan out there, but I loved it when I was a kid, and I am not impressed.


See for yourselves.
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The Open Door   
03:21am 23/10/2006
mood: blah
I am in love with this song, Lithium, by Evanescence, from their album The Open Door.

Don't wanna forget how it feels without...Collapse )
The Boy has got to stop driving things with two wheels!   
06:54pm 17/09/2006
  So my cousins husbands name is Roy.

He likes Bikes.

Nine years ago this month, Roy was in a motorcycle accident. He was driving his bike, and he got hit by a car. He was ok eventually, but he still suffers from it a bit now, among other things the accident fractured his diaphragm, so he has trouble breathing sometimes.

About two years ago, Roy was on Pedal bike with a friend of his, and after going down a hill, he ran into a tree stump and beat up his face. He was ok though.

Roy and my cousin Stephanie recently moved to Calgary for work. Since moving, Roy bought a new motorcycle.

A few days ago Roy was in another motorcycle accident, but he was ok, nothing too serious.

This morning my cousin woke up to find Roy having a seizure, she called 911, he's still in the hospital now, they're doing test, cause they haven't been able to find out what caused it.

The boy has GOT to stop driving things that only have 2 wheels.

That is all
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Are you drowning or waving?   
04:06pm 17/09/2006
mood: blah
we change by the speed of the choices that we madeCollapse )
Words to live by   
04:17am 26/08/2006
  Toward the end of church service, the minister asked the congregation, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches."
04:46pm 23/08/2006
  Some days there is a big part of me that just wants to up and leave Newfoundland all together...

And never look back.....

Maybe someday
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Maybe I made a big mistake last night...   
09:25pm 20/08/2006
mood: in pain
...When I left you alone with ChelseaCollapse )